{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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Raymond VII was Count of Toulouse, Duke of Narbonne and Marquis of Provence from 1222 until his death.
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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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